Tīmeklis2024. gada 1. jūn. · 20 Dad Jokes That Never Ever Get Old. Though all dads are different, there are two things that most fathers are excellent at: grilling a mean burger and telling some truly lame jokes. In fact, the lamest, punniest of jokes are now officially known as "dad jokes" — even if sometimes, they'd be more appropriately known as … TīmeklisThree guys are hiking through the woods when they find a lamp. One of them picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genie. It booms, "You have finally freed me a...
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